Wow. I’m really sorry this hasn’t been updating. I had a busy weekend.

I do want to go through more episodes, but I want to watch a few more this week first, since I didn’t get to last week.

Of course, not every entry will be about specific episodes. Right now, I’m going to share some quotes I found funny or memoriable. Feel free to respond & share your own!

Some of these might not be EXACT quotes, but I’m trying to get them as close as I can.

Dan: Damn woman! Who the hell do they think they are?
Roseanne: We’re sugar and spice and everything nice. So bite me!

Roseanne: I’m way more powerful than any law

Jackie [stoned]: Deeee Jaaaaay

Becky: I have to call Diane and tell her I can’t come over tonight!
Roseanne: Well, you can tell her later when her house flies by our window.

Becky: Darlene, why don’t you just kiss my butt?
Darlene: Well haul it on over here, jumbo!

Darlene: If any guy puts his tounge in my mouth, I’ll puke.
Roseanne: That’ll be a good way to get a second date.

Roseanne: That’s not funny! You’re grounded ’til menopause!
Darlene: Yours or mine?
Roseanne: Your father’s!

[After realizig Becky was in the garage getting her pets in the middle of a tornado warning.]
Roseanne: Let’s go get her & beat the hell out of her before the tornado gets her!

Becky: No way, you’re cheating.
Darlene: Becky, how can Nana Mary cheat at cutting cards?
Jackie: It’s HER deck, einstien.
Nana Mary: Just for that you’re out of the will.

[I definitely spelled "einstien" wrong, lol. If I remember, I'll look it up & fix it later.]

DJ: Are you leaving?
Nana Mary: Yes, I have to.
DJ: Why?
Nana Mary: Your Mother doesn’t want me around.
Roseanne: You’re a horrible old lady.
Nana Mary: Yes, and just think, in 40 years you’re going to be exactly like me!

Roseanne: I heard you laid down the law.
Becky: Who told you?
Roseanne: It was on the news.

Darlene: You think we don’t get your corny little sex jokes.
Roseanne: You are our corny little sex jokes.

That’s it for now. I’m sure there will be more random quote entries again!